“Mentally balanced people are never good in bed” and other pieces of wisdom

Svavar Knútur – Baba Su, Duisburg; February 1st, 2016

To paraphrase Forrest Gump, seeing Svavar Knútur is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get. One thing is guaranteed though: He is going to make you laugh. If it’s a good day, he’s probably going to make you cry too. Either way, his concerts are always entertaining. On this February night he introduced his new album ‘Brot’ (The Breaking) – yes, he knows the word means “bread” in German and it’s nowhere near as funny as you might think it is. 😛 The stories he told were hilarious though and the songs beautifully sad. I thoroughly enjoyed the evening.

The website had said the concert would start at 19:30 so I arrived about an hour before that. While I guessed it might not start on time, I didn’t think it was going to be almost two hours late. By the time Svavar finally took the stage it was  well after 9 pm. The café had a strange atmosphere, a bit cold for my liking, but the corner where the stage was had some comfortable sofas and chairs. Everyone seemed excited to be there and it felt a little bit like a family reunion that I had accidentally walked into. The organizer was really enthusiastic and support act Justus Liebe did his best to warm us up for what was about to come. His songs were very listenable, but I didn’t really have the patience for them, because I had a train to catch and wanted to hear Svavar’s full set before leaving.

Finally, Svavar walked up to the microphone, greeted the audience and made me forget all the waiting in an instant. From then on it was a wonderful evening with enjoyable music and extremely funny stories. Some of Savars observations are spot on, others far out, but he tells them in such a manner that they all seem to make sense and you are willing to believe every word. You have to see and hear it to fully understand. All I can say that he brings everything across so matter of factly that nobody would doubt its truth. He is a born comedian. Interestingly enough, quite a few of his songs are deeply sad and/or depressing. This contrast makes for great entertainment.

The first piece of wisdom he shared with us that night was that music is better for you than sports, because there are more muscles involved in singing than in any other exercise. Hence, it would be good for us if we sang along. It helped, most people did sing with him during the course of the evening and those who didn’t had at least the muscles trained that you need for laughing. 😉 I cannot remember which songs he played, but the stories he told were hilarious. The most memorable one was about singing before some chess championship event in Iceland where the people were only concentrated on their chessboards and wanted to start playing. He described their reactions in great detail and so colorful that I could see the whole scene play out in front of me. I don’t think I can reproduce all of  it though. It was all about their inability to communicate and merely grunting in reply to his invitation for singing along. He told them singing was good for the brain and claimed that a few weeks later a female Romanian chess player befriended him on Facebook thanking him and saying it helped. That sure was a good story. 😉

He played songs on guitar and ukulele, even asking us for requests for the latter, but I don’t know his catalogue well enough the remember the ukulele songs. either way, it was a good selection of songs, older as well as brand new. In-between, he shared thoughts and stories, usually with a funny twist. whatever he tell and explains always makes perfect sense to me when he does, but often seems way out there when I think about it later. It is part of Svavar Knútur’s magic to make absolutely everything sound believable. This night he told us that mentally balanced people are never good in bed. Sadly it escapes my memory how exactly he explained, but I think it had something to do with needing a certain amount of strong emotions to make things interesting. Either way, it seemed perfectly logical to me at that very moment. 😉 Later he theorized that in the vastness of this universe there must be a planets where aliens are getting drunk on plutonium. OK, if you say so. 😀

All in all was a fun night with good songs, even though one of my favorites, ‘Emotional Anorectic’ was not played. I’ll sure be back to see him the next time he comes around.

An open letter to Poets of the Fall

January 15th, 2016

Dear Poets,

You know I love you for your music, your concerts and all the little things that make the world. You should also know that I’d follow you almost anywhere and try to make it to as many concerts as possible.

However, it feels like this has gotten considerably harder in recent years, because you often announce your concerts only three to six weeks before they actually happen. I have asked, begged and pleaded with several of you at several occasions to do otherwise, but to no avail. Only recently it occurred to me that you may only think I am impatient, so I have decided to explain to you, why it is so important for me (and other traveling fans as well) to know about a concert as early as possible.

It is quite simple – the later I book my trip, the more expensive it gets. Let me give you an example: When I first saw tickets for a concert at Pressa on February 27th around Christmas, a flight from Düsseldorf to Helsinki would have cost me 180 €. As of now, the same flight cost 280 € and the gig is still not confirmed.

Since it has already happened several times that tickets were on sale, but the concert was either moved or didn’t happen at all, like last year at Pressa for instance, I cannot just book, but have to wait for your confirmation. Usually I grit my teeth and cough up the money, but according to my estimation this has cost me several thousand Euros over the years. Several thousand Euros I could have and would have spent on going to more of your concerts and probably on some of your merchandise too. I won’t even get into all the concerts I could not go to, because they were announced too late to get vacation or apply for a visa to go there.

The thing is: I really do not understand why you always make such a big secret of concerts dates and often wait until the very last minute to make them public. Sure, I get it that it sounds better to say “we are going on tour” instead of “we are playing one (or a few) concert(s)” if you release the information to the public. However, I do not need a big announcement, I just want a confirmation that the gigs I might have already read about are actually going to happen. To achieve this it would be enough if you just posted them on your website as soon as you know them.

You could still do a big official announcement in the (social) media. Chances are that the people who such an announcement is aimed at, i.e. the general public, would not even have noticed concert dates on your website, because these are not the people who check your website and social media regularly. On the other hand, the people who do, do not need a press release to tell them a tour is going to happen, because they have already searched every possible source of information.

In my humble opinion, posting concert dates on your website as soon as they are confirmed may mean a little bit of extra work for you, but would not hurt anyone and would greatly help the people who travel to your concerts. So I am asking you kindly to consider doing this in the future.

All the best,
Stefanie